Top 100 Bollywood Dialogues

top 100 bollywood dialogues

top 100 bollywood dialogues

Now how many of us can stop drooling over dialogues?! Yes, pals! Let’s talk about the most exciting topic today. Bollywood and its quintessential dialogues; dialogues that are the soul of our acting industry. No matter how much we adore the english numbers, when it comes to choosing one over another, Bollywood dialogues beat them all!

Let us take you down to your memory lane with the TOP 100 DIALOGUES Bollywood has ever seen. Here, we bring to you the best dialogues from our favourite stars of all times – from Raj kapoor to Amitabh Bachchan to Shah Rukh Khan.

1. “Aaj mere paas gaadi hai, bungla hai, paisa hai… tumhare paas kya hai?” (Deewar – Amitabh Bachchan – 1975)
Amitabh Bachchan, as always, tops the list with ‘Mere pass Maa hai’ (Shashi Kapoor)

2. “Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah” (Shahenshah – Amitabh Bachchan – 1988)

3. “Kitne aadmi the” (Sholay – Amjad Khan -1975)

4. “Main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahin uthata” (Deewar – Amitabh Bachchan – 1975)

5. “Ye Hath Humko De De Thakur” (Sholay – Amjad Khan – 1975)

6. “I can talk English, I can walk English, I can run English… because English is a very phunny language” (Namak Halal – Amitabh Bachchan – 1982)

7. “Bade Bade Shehron Me Aisi Chhoti-Chhoti Baatein Hoti Rehti Hain..Sanyorita” (DDLJ – Shah Rukh Khan – 1995 )
Even Obama couldn’t resist this!

8. “Kutte, kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga” (Yaddon Ki Baraat – Dharmendra – 1973)

9 “Ye dhai kilo ka hath jab kisi pe padta hai na, to aadmi uthta nahi uth jata hai” (Damini – Sunny Deol – 1993)

10. “Mogambo khush hua” (Mr. India – Amrish Puri – 1987)

11. “Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai” (Kaalia – Amitabh Bachchan – 1981)

12. Taareekh pe taareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milte hai to sirf taareekh” (Damini – Sunny Deol – 1993)

13. “Jo mard hota hain use dard nahin hota, memsahab.” (Mard – Amitabh Bachchan – 1985)

14. “Don ka intezaar toh baarah mulko ki Police kar rahi hai, magar Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin Namumkin hai” (Don – Amitabh Bachchan – 1978)

15. “Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum” (Deewar – Amitabh Bachchan – 1975)

16. “Basanti! In Kutto ke samne mat nachna” (Sholay – Dharmendra – 1975)

17. “Tum ho toh hum hai … hum hai toh sab kuch hai … varna kuch nahi, kuch bhi nahi” (Baghban – Amitabh Bachchan – 2003)

18. “Jo main bolta hu wo main karta hoon, jo mani nahi bolta wo main definitely karta hu” (Rowdy Rathore – Akshay Kumar – 2012)

19. “Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.” (Laawaris – Amitabh Bachchan – 1981)

20. “Koi shak?” (Ghulami – Mithun Chakraborty -1985)

21. “Jinke ghar shishe ke ho, woh dusro pe patthar nahin pheka kar te” (Waqt – Raj Kumar – 1965)

22. “Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain” (Haath Ki Safai – Vinod Khanna – 1974)

23 “Tera kya hoga, Kaliya?” (Sholay – Amjad Khan – 1975)

24. “Khaamosh!” (Badla – Shathrughan Sinha – 1974)

25. “Itna Sannata kyo hai bhai?” (Sholay 1975)

26. “Tussi ja rahe ho? … Tussi na jao.” (Kuch kuch Hota Hain 1998)

27. “Prem naam hai mera … Prem Chopra.” (Bobby – Prem Chopra – 1973)

28. Itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai … ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai (Om Shanti Om – Shah Rukh Khan – 2007)

29. “Ek baap agar apne bete ki zindagi ka pehla kadam uthane mein uski madad kar sakta hai … toh wahi beta apne baap ke aakhri kadam uthane mein usse sahara kyun nahi de sakta?” (Baghban – Amitabh Bachchan – 2003)

30. “Tension lene ka nahin, sirf dene ka” (Munnabhai MBBS – Sanjay Dutt – 2003)

31. “Utar Ke Fek Do Ye Wardi Aur Pehen Lo Balwant Rai Ka Patta Apne Gale Me” (Ghayal – Sunny Deol – 1990)

32. “Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai, aur haar kar jeetnay wale ko baazigar kehte hain” (Baazigar – Shah Rukh Khan – 1993)

33. “Aapke paon dekhe, bahut haseen hai. Inhe zameen par mat utariyega, maile ho jayenge” (Pakeezah – Raj Kumar – 1972)

34. “Pushpa, I hate tears… inhe ponch dalo” (Amar Prem – Rajesh Khanna – 1971)

35. “Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho … to puri kainaat usse tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai” (Om Shanti Om – Shah Rukh Khan – 2007)

36. “Yahan se pachas pachas kos door gaon mein … jab bachcha raat ko rota hai, toh maa kehti hai bete soo ja … soo ja nahi toh Gabbar Singh aa jayega” (Sholay – Amjad Khan – 1975)

37. “Aa gaye meri maut ka tamasha dekhne.” (Krantiveer – Nana Patekar – 1994)

38. “Babuji ne kaha gaon chhod do … sab ne kaha Paro ko chhod do … Paro ne kaha sharab chhod do” (Devdas – Shah Rukh Khan – 2002)

39. “Sardaar, maine aapka namak khaya hain sardaar.” (Sholay – Viju Khote -1975)

40. “Mere Karan Arjun Aayenge.” (Karan Arjun – Rakhi -1995)

41. “Chedi singh… hum tumme itne ched karenge ke confuse ho jaoge saans kaha se le aur paade kaha se” (Dabangg – Salman Khan – 2010)

42. “Hum ek baar jeete hai, ek baar marte hai, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai … aur pyar ek baar hi hota hai.” (Kuch kuch Hota Hain – Shah Rukh Khan -1998)

43. “Aap Purush hi nahi…maha purush hain, Maha Purush” (Andaz Apna Apna – Aamir Khan – 1994)

44. “Ek chutki sindur ki kimmat tum kya jaano, Ramesh Babu.” (Om Shanti Om – 2007)

45. “Har ishq ka ek waqt hota hai … woh hamara waqt nahi tha … par iska yeh matlab nahi ki woh ishq nahi tha” (Jab Tak Hai Jaan – Shah Rukh Khan – 2012)

46. “Jali ko aag kehte hain, bhuji ko raakh kehte hain, jis raakh se barood bane usey Vishwanath kehte hain” (Vishwanath – Shatrughan Sinha – 1978)

47. “Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai” (Sholay – Hema Malini -1975)

48. “Dosti ki hai… nibhani toh padegi” (Maine Pyar Kiya – Salman Khan – 1989)

49. “Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi … toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega firse” (Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam – Salman Khan – 1999)

50. Yeh Musalman ka khoon yeh Hindu ka khoon … bata is mein Musalman ka kaunsa Hindu ka kaunsa, bata! (Krintiveer – Nana Patekar – 1994)

51. “Main apni favourite hoon” (Jab We Met – Kareena Kapoor – 2007)

52. “Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain… apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do” (Don – Iftekar – 1978)

53. “Na talwaar ki dhaar se na goliyon ki bauchaar se… Banda darta hai to sirf parvardigaar se” (Tirangaa – Raj Kumar – 1993)

54. “Anarkali, Salim ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahin degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge.” ( Mughal-e-Azam 1960)

55. “Holi Kab hain, kab hain holi? Kab!” (Sholay – Amjad Khan – 1975)

56. “Beta, tumse na ho payega.” (Gangs of Wasseypur 2012)

57. “Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost.” (Om Shanti Om – Shah Rukh Khan -2007 )

58.”Mujhse dosti karoge?” (Bobby 1973)

59. “Agneepath. Agneepath. Agneepath.” (Agneepath – Amitabh Bachchan-1990)

60. “Aisa to aadmi life mein doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?” (Amar Akbar Anthony – 1977)

61. “Jahpanaah tussi great ho, tohfa kabool karo.” (3 Idiots – R. Madhvan – 2009)

62. “K…k…k…Kiran.” (Darr – Shah Rukh Khan – 1993)

63. “Crime master Gogo naam hai mera … aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main, gotiyaan.” (Andaz Apna Apna – Shakti Kapoor – 1994)

64. “Hai bhagwan … utta le re utta le … mereko nahi! In dono ko re baba!” (Hera Pheri – Paresh Rawal – 2000)

65. “Yeh Baburao ka style hain.” (Hera Pheri – Paresh Rawal – 2000)

66. “Laatho ke bhoot baaton se nahi mantey. Ghost of the kicks not listening to the talks.” (Salaam Namaste – 2005)

67. “Main ek nanha sa, pyaar sa, chota sa bacha hoon.” (Chaalbaaz – 1989)

68. “Har team mein sirf ek hi gunda ho sakta hai aur is team ka gunda main hoon.” (Chak De India – Shah Rukh Khan – 2007)

69. “Thapad se darr nahi lagta sahab, pyaar se lagta hai.” (Dabaang – Sonakshi Sinha – 2010)

70. “Uska to na bad luck hi kharab hai,” (Rangeela – Aamir Khan – 1995)

71. “Don’t Underestimate The Power Of A Common Man” (Chennai Express – Shah Rukh Khan – )

72. “Main Udna Chahta Hoon, Daudna Chahta Hoon, Girna Bhi Chahta Hoon … Bus Rukna Nahi Chahta…” (Ye Jawani Hai Deewani – Ranbir Kapoor – )

73. Babu Mushoy Zindagi Badi Honi Chahiye … Lambi Nahin!

74. Ham Sharif Kya Hue, Puri Duniya Hi Badmash Ho Gayi.

75. Hum Kitne Din Jiye Yeh Zaroori Nahi … Hum Un Dino Mein Kitna Jeeye Yeh Zaroori He

76. Namaaz Mein Woh Thi … Par Laga Dua Hamari Manzoor Ho Gayi

77. Mere Baare Mein Itna Mat Sochna … Dil Mein Aata Hoon … Samajh Mein Nahin

78. Life Is A Race … If You Don’t Run Fast … You Will Be Like A Broken Andaa.

79. Zindagi Mein Teen Cheezein Kabhi Underestimate Mat Karna … I, Me And Myself!

80. Log Aapni Zindagi Banate Hee … Main Aapni Jannat Banata Hoon!

81. Main Dikhta Hoon Sweet, Innocent, Swami Type Ka … Lekin Actually Hoon Bohut Bade Harami Type Ka.

82. Aag Suraj Mein Hoti He, Jalna Zameen Ko Padta He … Mohabbat Nigahein Karti He, Tadapna Dil Ko Padta He

83. Mohabbat He Is Liye Jaane Diya … Zidd Hoti Toh Baahon Mein Hoti

84. Himmat Batai Nahi … Dikhai Jaati He!

85. Babumoshai, zindagi aur maut uparwale ke haath hai. Usse na aap badal sakte hain na main‘ (Anand – 1971)

86. 22 Tak Padhai, 25 Pe Naukri, 26 Pe Chokri, 30 Pe Bachche, 60 Pe Retirement, Aur Phir Maut Ka Intezaar … Dhat Aaisi Ghisi Piti Life Thodi Jeena Chahta Hoon.

87. Saara shaher mujhe loin ke naam se jaanta hai ( Kalicharan 1976 )

88. Main iska khoon pee jaonga (Sholay – Dharmendra – 1975)

89. Teachers sirf rules sikhate hai … lekin winners, winners rules banate hai ( Student of the year – Ram Kapoor)

90. Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan … hamesha yaad rehta hai ( Raja Natwarlal – Paresh Rawal )

91. Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai ( 3 Idiots )

92. How dare you? Tumhara koi haq nahi banta… ki tum itnii khoobsurat lago… Not fair! ( Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham – Kareena Kapoor)

93. Cola shola sab apni jagah… paani ka kaam sirf paani kar sakta hai. ( Jab We Met – Kareena Kapoor)

94. Na sirf ek shabd nahi.. APne ap me ekvakya hai. ( Amitabh Bachchan – Pink – 2016)

95. Oh ji jhappiyan tak te theek hai … par pappiyan bhi marte rhende hai mainu ( Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham – Shah Rukh Khan )

96. Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hoon ( Aashqui 2 – Aditya Roy Kapoor)

97. Hamara Naam Hamari Personality Ko Shoba Deta He … Chulbul Pandey!

98. Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai … aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai ( Once upon a time in Mumbai Dobara – Akshay Kumar)

99. Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai … lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai ( 3 idiots)

100. Jaa Simran jaa… jee le apni zindagi ( DDLJ – Amrish Puri )

That’s a long list and their journey is even longer, yet to amaze the coming generations.
This journey was sure a treat!

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